Match Report

Let's go and see some football, they said.

Football? Why would I want to?

It's all the rage, they said. Billions of pounds, millions of viewers, thousands of fans screaming.

I don't think that is for me.

It is, they said; the stadium is the pride of Hull. It's an arena for Tigers, they tear the weak apart.

Sounds a bit Roman.

It's Egyptian.

Okay then, I said. And a good time was had by all.

Match Report by S. Smith.